Homer Simpson Stats:
Name: Homer J. Simpson
DOB: 05-12-56
Height: 6'0"
Weight: 239 lb
Eyes: Black
Hair: Brown (when he had it)
Address: 742 Evergreen Terrace, Springfield, NT 49007
Family:
Father: Abraham J. Simpson
Mother: Mona Simpson A.K.A Mona Stevens, Martha Stewart, Penelope Olsen, Muddy Mae Suggins
Spouse: Marge Bouvier Simpson
Children: Bartholemew J. Simpson, Lisa Marie Simpson and Margaret Simpson
Jobs: Safety Inspector - Present,
Uranium Rod-Handler - 1991
Assistant Rod-Watcher Class 3 - 1990
Member Of the Bee-Sharps - 1984
Attendant at the Gulp 'n Blow
Door to door Knife Salesman at Slashco
Windmill turner at Mini Golf - 1981
Dial-Watcher Class 3 - 1979
Monorail Conductor
Santa Claus
Mascot for the Springfield and Capitol City Baseball Teams
Worked at the Kwik-I-Mart
Also worked at Barney's Bowlarama
Salary: $382.19/wk (w/ $5 Bear Tax)
Twiddling 
Helping Hand 
Smile !
Donut Head
