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Homer Simpson Stats:

Name: Homer J. Simpson

DOB: 05-12-56

Height: 6'0"

Weight: 239 lb

Eyes: Black

Hair: Brown (when he had it)

Address: 742 Evergreen Terrace, Springfield, NT 49007

Family:

Father: Abraham J. Simpson

Mother: Mona Simpson A.K.A Mona Stevens, Martha Stewart, Penelope Olsen, Muddy Mae Suggins

Spouse: Marge Bouvier Simpson

Children: Bartholemew J. Simpson, Lisa Marie Simpson and Margaret Simpson

Jobs: Safety Inspector - Present,

Uranium Rod-Handler - 1991

Assistant Rod-Watcher Class 3 - 1990

Member Of the Bee-Sharps - 1984

Attendant at the Gulp 'n Blow

Door to door Knife Salesman at Slashco

Windmill turner at Mini Golf - 1981

Dial-Watcher Class 3 - 1979

Monorail Conductor

Santa Claus

Mascot for the Springfield and Capitol City Baseball Teams

Worked at the Kwik-I-Mart

Also worked at Barney's Bowlarama

Salary: $382.19/wk (w/ $5 Bear Tax)

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